Gah sometimes my awkwardness is just like too much.
Person: “So what do you wanna do with your life?”
Me: …..(in my mind) Well, I’m gonna finish college and then I hope to fall into the storyline of one of my favorite TV shows.
- Me: "no body don't nobody is gonna rain on my paRRRRAAADEE" (in perfect pitch obvi)
- Roommate: *walks in
- Me: *smiles
- Roommate: *leaves
That awkward moment when a boy tried to run his hand through my hair, and got it stuck…
That Ice Cream Social Was So Awkward.